I'm crazy, I'm weird, I might even have a beard! Don't choke, it's a joke! Just forget I even spoke. I ramble, my ideas are scrambled, to get close to me is really quite a gamble. I'm somewhat of a poet, don'tcha know it? Yes, my description is full of rhymes, but to ask more about me isn't a crime. So if you ask, ask things worthwhile, and don't waste my time.

The name's Kendra
I'm 22 years of age, feel like an old person dragged through a trench. Eating is somewhat of a hobby. I'm a realist. Blah blah blah