I'm crazy, I'm weird, I might even have a beard! Don't choke, it's a joke! Just forget I even spoke. I ramble, my ideas are scrambled, to get close to me is really quite a gamble. I'm somewhat of a poet, don'tcha know it? Yes, my description is full of rhymes, but to ask more about me isn't a crime. So if you ask, ask things worthwhile, and don't waste my time.
The name's Kendra
I'm 21 years of age, feel like an old person dragged through a trench. Eating is somewhat of a hobby. I'm a realist. Blah blah blah
Ask me anything
Archive
My Face
Facebook
The Tube of You
themeThe name's Kendra
I'm 21 years of age, feel like an old person dragged through a trench. Eating is somewhat of a hobby. I'm a realist. Blah blah blah
I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god
perfect, perfect, perfect
I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
RIP ME
this is beautiful.
OH GOD IT’S BACK
oh got that picture. i love people
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